karmicosmicomic

maybe due to lack of sleep and increased levels of alcohol and nicotine in my system i have come to realize a few noteworthy thoughts and they are as follows:

1. i think spongebob's a sissy, eh? but i still admire his gift of heart. why dont they give him a girlfriend? maybe a "joyfoam wetskirt?"

2. i'm thinking of forming a new band and naming it CORNSTAR or PORNFLAKES.

3. where the hell is rico blanco? man, i'm missing his genius. what the fuck is he up to?

4. the rugrats have grown up and the idea of conspiring with tommy to sabotage the operations of SMART telecom and putting up our own network still lingers.

5. i should start thinking of jenny as my li'l sister and forget the enchanting moments of that december night. i was fooled into thinking that i like her courtesy of the cold winds and forgot all about the word "infatuation". i can imagine spongebob laughing out all his teeth now for not having to go through this. but then jen and i are still texting, what in all the contexts of "maybe-they-like-each-other" does that mean? she's in manila now to pursue her studies and oh God do i miss her so-so already..

6. it's 2008 and i'm still smoking.. fuck. somebody help me. at least im down from 20 sticks a day to 5.

7. in the year of the rat the lion is out to save himself and everyone he loves. hey jesus, pull me out of this shithole, complete my mutation and unleash the beast in me.

8. i'm worried about my relationship with papa jesus, maybe it's time i spend my sunday mornings at his crib, contemplating like i used to.

happy new year to one and all.